Gimme

I love love love these. Trays by ibride. Made by three members of a French family. 

I'm losing my mind over this.

I can't believe I missed it!!! An actor accidentally slit his own throat the other evening at the end of Mary Stuart in Austria.  The prop knife was switched for a real one, and actor, Daniel Hoevels, slit his own fucking throat during his death scene. WTF! That's like my dream come true! There is a serious investigation going on with all the props and backstage peeps. I think there should be a serious investigation into why the theatre in the US is so much lamer than Euro theatre. He did almost die; he barely missed his major artery-that's not so good. But look at that shit. It's so subtle and beautiful-I love it.

I sound like a raging looney...I know, leave me alone.

via The Guardian

Some mighty fine burl.

Reet Alert

Three dumb sluts were fired after taking a bubble bath in the KFC dish washing sink. Yes, I said KFC, as in Kentucky Fried Chicken. These reets worked at the KFC in Anderson, CA. The whores posted this shit on their Myspace (genius), were busted, and fired. 

via Dlisted

WTF?

This shit cracked me up. It is also quality drama. At first you just think it is cute. Then the fear sets in. "Is he dead?!" Then, you realize that he is just trying to keep that annoying ass lady's Nell voice out of his ears.  I used to do that shit to my mom.  It kinda made me want a hedghog. And BTW is that a dirty wiener or a gray tinged poonanny I see?

You're Fired!

Oh thank you, baby jesus!  This bitch, Catherine Hardwick, will not return to fuck up the second installment in the Twilight series, a New Moon.  They are saying it is due to scheduling conflicts, I'll bet it's cause this bitch tried to turn Twilight into one of those crap tele-novelas with the midgets. I must learn how this director created such scenes of complete awkwardness. If you have me squirming in my scenes and over dialogue-you have a gift. A gift that should be packaged up and thrown into the Grand Canyon along with Kristen Stewart's wooden, monotone monologues. Let me direct this shit-I'm gonna need an R rating and it will star me and R Patt solo. The baby will eat her way out of my uterus by movie 2-oops, spoiler alert. Sorry Mormons, we will be having sex before, during and after marriage, that's the way I roll.

I'll leave you with a pic of my co-star to salivate upon.

via A Socialite's Life

What in the Sim-land hell is this chair?   This is the chair you buy for your Sim house when you have the code to unlock unlimited money. It's Roseland or some shit. You do not buy this chair to decorate your real living space-unless your a child or retarded.

I have this jacket. I got mine at K-mart and I look far dykier than this man in it. His looks like real lumberjack.

via The Sartorialist

If not WWD, then...

What sort of low rent langs do I look like? I don't use coupons to buy my clothes, and I don't use Seventh Generation Tampons either. That shit will cut my vagina. And since you oppose the WWD, you can get me these Louboutin Tall Python Boots.