Men's Style According to Donna Karen

Boys, how are you doing?

“Every man should have the seven easy pieces: great pair of black pants, great jacket, white shirt, tie, great cashmere sweater, great pair of jeans, and a piece in leather—things that are amorphous. They can be simple and modern and yet comfortable and elegant.”

She also outlines that everywoman should have a snappy tampon case, a disposable douche, and a cashmere muff cover. And DK how are you supposed to have things that are amorphous. Sounds like BULLSHIT.

I don't much care for either of these bags, but they are from Shades of Greige.  Which I had never heard of until Manfriend and I ran across it at Century 21 and proceeded to make everything Shades of Greige for about 4 hours.  Apparently someone gives a rat's ass about Shades of Greige's because I just found it on Selectism. SHADES OF GREIGE!

Take that damn swim cap off you blasted stylist, but this dress is really lovely.

Pretty Damn Sweet

Martin Margiela Silver Hospital Bracelet.  Crazy meets cool once more.

Click here to buy it for me.

Yes, boys, Yes!

Acne Fall Collection 2009.  I do enjoy the Acne-I have worn the hell out of my Acne little denim dress. Just don't wear it to a funeral in the sticks. You will get stares.

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Maybe I was just a tad bit hard on you too, Sartorialist.  I'm so glad that you are back in the NYC-now I can read your blog again. A little color, a little life, a little flump scarf. You again are a genius.

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Patrick Bateman loves you too. Cocaine fueled glamathon.

Dear Marc Jacobs,

Forgive me for the harsh words I used towards you. In return I have a few new words for you...GIVE ME THOSE FUR BOOTS!!!!

love,

Sara

Oh Oak why I love you.

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A new cell phone that doubles as a butt plug. Oh goody, manfriend-get one!

Designed for SKY/Pantech, a Korean mobile phone company.

Pretty Sweet Pad

Opening Ceremony opens an online store.

Alexander Wang dress with cutouts.

I'm glad you opened this, I'll probably peruse it as much as I do OAK. my #1 fave store. But your website looks like the mice in my kitchen took the pics. Not cute. Just FYI.  Check it out here.

These two...

This boy child def has to be a reet and the pasty girl child has the gleam of a molester in her eye. I love this planet!

A snuggie with arms. Superior.

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Superior Flump

A superior flump dress, with superior knit, and a little Tilda Swinton. I like.

Breast Cancer awareness gone wrong. No thanks-to breast cancer, and it's annoying little ribbon.

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Marc Jacobs,

Sorry for yelling at you. Maybe you aren't so lame-but I'm watching you.

Oh so pretty

I want a lemon couch. or a lemon bar-that would do.

To Whomever it may concern,

Can I have this apartment, please. I would let manfriend come over whenever he wanted.

Love,

Sara

PS. can it be in NYC, because a fab apartment in Angleton is just not my thing.

Sartorialist, I know, you love this look.  You didn't even have to tell me. I just knew. You are that boring. You are my last blog to peruse in the day. I would rather take some Ambien. ZZZZ, look I just fell asleep from looking at your boring ass blog. I used to love you and now zzzzzz. Shit, I fell asleep again. I have now moved you into the same category as The City. No thanks.

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Marc Jacobs...I approve.  Maybe you can resuscitate your over exposed career into something worth looking at again. If I saw one more lame ass handbag being toted around in the south in place of Douney and Bourke- I might just vomit on your face.  And we get it- you like to mix fabrics: so does my grandmommy.  That bitch even wore some mixed fabrics to her grave, with a Chanel bag. Take that Marc.

DVF,

There are some possibilities here. I really love the grandma yarn ball hat. That is it's couture name, I know.

Dear Balenciaga,

This shit is real ugly.

Love,

Sara

I'm not sure about this...

YSL may be able to pull it off, but I would look like a downright idiot sporting this business. I also would look like an overgrown reet trying to wear any of the shit above. Def doesn't transfer to the street.

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