Marie Antoinette ring by Wendy Brandes. Fucking seriously gorgeous. It's in the royal colors of green and purple: tsavorites and amethyst and 18k gold. It will only set you back about 12.5 large ones. No biggie.

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These are the fiercest pussy gap pants I have ever seen. The only real human I know with a pussy gap would have to wear them with a bag over her head. Poor thing. Can't have it all.

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I wish.

Yes yes. With Hearts In My Eyes at this boutique.

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So redonkulously ridiculous!

Inspired Eyelashes?

More like gonorrhea of the eye. Not cute. NEXT!

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Oh Nicole, you're so angsty. I love it.

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Yes, Hermionie

Emma Watson in Teen Vogue

Hopefully, now that we have internet I will be back to the blogging. Right.

Pretty fabulous John Galliano! The Christian Dior designer drew inspiration from Dior's formidable, quirky muse Mitzah Bricard. Dior Resort 09.

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This entire collection rocks my world. I love love love it! Yes for Karl and his resort collection 09.

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Things You'll Miss Part 1

Sunning at the High Line! Pasty summer for you. And I will not look like a handbag-I wear spf 72 bitch!

The High Line, a now-defunct railroad that runs from The Meatpacking District to 34th Street in NYC, has just reopened as a beautiful public space. After years of hard work, the first section was unveiled yesterday and looks amazing.

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Oh my sweet dykiness.

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DIY Project

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Best Models EVER!

Opening Ceremony has some new bowties and some new models!

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This is exactly what my new apartment looks like.

Yeah Right!! But I still want it. Turquoise for summer!

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David Adickes...that Stephen F Austin statue in Angleton is a SHAME!! I stand behind my opinion that it should have been a giant King Tut that wears alternating costumes depending on the holiday season. Take note Adickes-I've given this lots of thought.

Dentata Pants! Sweet!

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On the other side it says "cares?" I know it. Karl who cares?! Bitch give me that bag.

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Gucci, stop it....just kidding, don't.

Lagerfeld, I love you.

Chanel Cruise 2010 Collection. Shown in Venice. I read Karl postponed the show like 2 or 3 hours to wait until the sun started to set. Gorg-e-ous!