Monday, March 9, 2009

The Grossest Lepore Yet

That tongue is the only un-stretched piece of flesh on this tranny. Can I say eww.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Javelina Pillow

by Lush Designs
That javelina will get you.

My love affair with Marni




Marni Fall 2009 RTW-yes.

Manfriend-I dare you!

Dolce 09

Dolce beauty 09.
Missoni answers my prayers of flump for FW Christmas! I would personally rock every piece in this collection.  Add this to the Langosta fee Manfriend. If you win it-I want it!

Oh PRADA!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!! Grandpa fisher flump!  This shit is my best mixed with that scary holocaust hair. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. (Sung to Hair X11)

Britney or that old ass hag ex-married to Hulk Hogan

Girl, needs to take a cold hard look. This SHIT IS NOT CUTE! She even has a touch of the Micheal Jackson nose. This costume from her new tour, Circus, or as Micheal K would say "I'm on Muh Meds" Tour is terrible.  I almost hope that fan sticks that lone thumb up into her cavernous vagine.

Oh Gucci

Oh Gucci Silver Sparkly Jumper. I love you and your fierceness.  I would look equally as albino-stunning as that bitch ass model but like I had eaten this week/month/year. Whatev, it's still hot. The rest makes me want to sleep till spring with Potomox Phil or whatever his name is.

via Blogue

Friday, February 27, 2009

Something for the Manfriend.  Thank you Galliano for that redonkulous wig.
Love it
Really love it.
Pretty much obsessed.
Feather headband.
Cutest
Collection
Ever. Flump Sweater!
Yes.
Oh yes. Blugirls=a breath of fresh air. They even rocked the sasquatch arms.
Oh beautiful Sartorialist, I don't know why I have a stinky attitude for you.  This is really fucking pretty.
House of Holland-GIVE ME THAT PINK MUFF RIGHT NOW! That's all.
These sasquatch furry arm fashions are much better than Balenciagas, don't you think.  I bet they are Alpaca. Alpaca is much better than Gorilla. Gorillas eat your friends faces off so Balenciaga-no.

Giles fall 2009.
Ohh Zombie fashions. How apocalyptic. Quief.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Collection by Chris Benz

ultra RTW 

Pretty pimp bag...Man or Woman

3.1 Phillip Lim 'Johnny' Leather Tote Bag.  Good for non-coat weather-I could tote my life in this.
More beautiful Dolce and Gabbana Fall 09. Manfriends are back in full force
Hot Dolce Frames. I am ready for sunshine and the summer share we in no way can afford.

Cute hat, Pretty girl

via Satorialist