Monday, December 29, 2008
David Hart & Co. Old "Old ancient Tartan Bowtie" Handcrafted in NYC, available at Bergdorf's.
via William Yan
Night becomes day with a flick of the wrist or a spill of the drink. Estudio Breder brings you Night+Day glasses with positive/negative images of a city.
For the boys
Terrem Tressia boot inspired by the desert boot silhouette. I like the blue, which they say is purple. I disagree. Manfriend, wear this shit with your kilt.
via High Snobiety
Look at that cluster fuck around her neck. I want it. Complete with a little dead cross jesus. Thanks D&G for the next few posts- you're really not lame after all. Who knew?
via Swide
Remove the belt. Next season Dolce and Gabbana will be cutting their trousers so perfectly there will be no need for a belt. Believe it when I see it bitches. But the looks are prett-y fierce. This grandpa pattern is right up my alley.
via Swide
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Its meme jewelry selling at its finest. Italian photographer, and professional meme photographer, Patrizio di Renzo shot the latest collection of Swiss jeweler Majo Fruithof. Kabuki meme sweetness. Click here to view the collection and see more kabuki memes.
WTF?
French designer Paul Coudamy has created these wooden shoes for K-Swiss. a cross between the Kswiss sneaker and the Dutch wooden clog-yeah, obviously. He describes the project as being based on distortion. Whatever, who cares, stupid wooden shoes. Space contraction between the 19th century and the 20th yadda yadda yadda zzzzzz.
These giant threads are kinda cool. Designed by Dutch artist, Bauke Knottnerus, these "Phat Knits" are a series of giant threads used to create, knitted or not, interior products. I think they would look pretty sweet in a giant open loft space. They would just eat my present space and get spewed on by my superior water spewing radiator.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
I'm losing my mind over this.
I can't believe I missed it!!! An actor accidentally slit his own throat the other evening at the end of Mary Stuart in Austria. The prop knife was switched for a real one, and actor, Daniel Hoevels, slit his own fucking throat during his death scene. WTF! That's like my dream come true! There is a serious investigation going on with all the props and backstage peeps. I think there should be a serious investigation into why the theatre in the US is so much lamer than Euro theatre. He did almost die; he barely missed his major artery-that's not so good. But look at that shit. It's so subtle and beautiful-I love it.
I sound like a raging looney...I know, leave me alone.
via The Guardian
Reet Alert
Three dumb sluts were fired after taking a bubble bath in the KFC dish washing sink. Yes, I said KFC, as in Kentucky Fried Chicken. These reets worked at the KFC in Anderson, CA. The whores posted this shit on their Myspace (genius), were busted, and fired.
via Dlisted
WTF?
This shit cracked me up. It is also quality drama. At first you just think it is cute. Then the fear sets in. "Is he dead?!" Then, you realize that he is just trying to keep that annoying ass lady's Nell voice out of his ears. I used to do that shit to my mom. It kinda made me want a hedghog. And BTW is that a dirty wiener or a gray tinged poonanny I see?
Monday, December 8, 2008
You're Fired!
Oh thank you, baby jesus! This bitch, Catherine Hardwick, will not return to fuck up the second installment in the Twilight series, a New Moon. They are saying it is due to scheduling conflicts, I'll bet it's cause this bitch tried to turn Twilight into one of those crap tele-novelas with the midgets. I must learn how this director created such scenes of complete awkwardness. If you have me squirming in my scenes and over dialogue-you have a gift. A gift that should be packaged up and thrown into the Grand Canyon along with Kristen Stewart's wooden, monotone monologues. Let me direct this shit-I'm gonna need an R rating and it will star me and R Patt solo. The baby will eat her way out of my uterus by movie 2-oops, spoiler alert. Sorry Mormons, we will be having sex before, during and after marriage, that's the way I roll.
I'll leave you with a pic of my co-star to salivate upon.
I have this jacket. I got mine at K-mart and I look far dykier than this man in it. His looks like real lumberjack.
via The Sartorialist
If not WWD, then...
What sort of low rent langs do I look like? I don't use coupons to buy my clothes, and I don't use Seventh Generation Tampons either. That shit will cut my vagina. And since you oppose the WWD, you can get me these Louboutin Tall Python Boots.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
For X-Mas I want
Friday, December 5, 2008
Manfriend, Let's do it!
Fancy Pouf
Knitted cap Poufs by Liset van der Scheer. I want one. And BTW, manfriend, you are a fancy pouf of the different variety.
via cribcandy
Aww Shit Uhhh!
Crying Library Man of Philadelphia. Let me cast this man in a play quick, his angst is not to be toyed with.
via dlisted
Gross Gross Gross
Material of my nightmares, Michelle Duggar, will reportedly give birth LIVE to their 18th baby on TLC. Eww! I'd rather let that homeless man on the A train trim his beard in my mouth than watch this shit. These people also makes their children shop at the Fundamental Mormon shop. Hopefully they have something in inventory that will cover this lady's gaping vagina for her premiere.
via dlisted
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Winter Gear
via Selectism
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